Protein Powered Farts

seanzyvilleseanzyville Posts: 122
in Diet & Nutrition
How do you control your farts or cover up that protein powered fart (PPF) that smells like rotten eggs? PPF in a date is a definite turn off even with , friends, in public places or even at work where you may be tagged as the "bomb" :)

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  • NiceTry333NiceTry333 Posts: 326
    di ko pa naman na encounter to sean :)) THE BOMB LOL :))
  • arkyzerarkyzer Posts: 162
    mas grabe pag gainers ang iniinom, idol..hahahaha
  • ipisipis Posts: 223
    parang normal lang naman ata talaga namabaho yung utot kasi galing sa pwet diba? parang yung tae, normal lang din na mabaho. hahahahaha.
  • daltonkamotedaltonkamote Posts: 3,629
    seanzyville wrote:
    How do you control your farts or cover up that protein powered fart (PPF) that smells like rotten eggs? PPF in a date is a definite turn off even with , friends, in public places or even at work where you may be tagged as the "bomb" :)

    hindi ko pa na eecounter to, pag mabaho ang utot ibig sabihin bulok na laman ng tiyan mo, lol
  • arwin0609arwin0609 Posts: 984
    pag nasa opisina ako nagpupunta ako ng cr dun ako naglalabas ng hangin......

    pag sa bahay lang wala akong pakialam basta nautot ako *BOOM* un na.. bahala na sila mag react... sila lang nakikiamoy nagrereklamo pa hahahahaha:P
  • BraSoBraSo Posts: 785
    Lucky me.. kahit wala akong tine-take na protein powder.. fart dispenser pa din ako.
  • allen101allen101 Posts: 5,102
    Ijebs mo lang yan tol hehe
  • RandolsonRandolson Posts: 2
    Proteins powders are only for those who have the feeble bodies and not able to take the hard work from the body so need to use it frequently by all means so one thing is very favoring to the such candidates.
  • sevenstringsevenstring Posts: 903
    dati natry ko, itlog at sardinas... the fart is deadly hehe
  • DregPittDregPitt Posts: 987
    everyday naman ang bowel movement ko kaya di naman gnun ka lethal ang bomba. :lol
  • DalmasVektazDalmasVektaz Posts: 2,155
    yung Mutant whey masama amoy kapag naging utot..pero tingin ko ok lang sakin kasi nkaaktulong para mag bawas..sanay na rin sila dito sa bahay..lol
  • miguelmiguel Posts: 895
    ^pangmutant din ba utot mo sir? :sport:
    ako mararamdaman ko kung mabaho yung ilalabas ko kaya didistansya amigo ako bago ko palayain.
  • jaredstaanajaredstaana Posts: 209
    bad trip pag puno ng tao ang gym tapos may umutot sa tabi mo habang bench press ka:angry:
  • luchi_bieluchi_bie Posts: 238
    Uminom man ako ng whey o hinde masama na talaga bomba ko dahil sa itlog at kamote.
  • boss_jboss_j Posts: 1,243
    haha itlog+kamote nuclear bomb na yan samahan mo pa ng gulay gulay
  • sevenstringsevenstring Posts: 903
    yung mga boardmates ko dati, pag nakikita nila na kumakain ako ng itlog+tuna+sardines, alam na nila ang sasapitin nila pag pumasok na ako sa kwarto namin... hahahaha.... pag naglabas na ng lethal bomb, labasan din sila sa kwarto hahahaha... worst case is tulog na sila at magigising sa amoy... hahhahaha
  • DregPittDregPitt Posts: 987
    ^silent killer.. suffocation no breathing! :lol
  • miguelmiguel Posts: 895
    jaredstaana wrote:
    bad trip pag puno ng tao ang gym tapos may umutot sa tabi mo habang bench press ka:angry:

    naranasan ko na yan tol nakakainis angsarap palabasin ykung sino man yung umutot.
    naranasan ko din angbaho baho ng gloves nya nakakainis talaga amoy kulob tumatambay sa ilong walangya! :unhappy:
  • sevenstringsevenstring Posts: 903
    DregPitt wrote:
    ^silent killer.. suffocation no breathing! :lol



    :lol
  • ProlevelzProlevelz Posts: 1,162
    lang hiya - nag Bp ka tapos may umutot...
    tapos volume mo pa...

    sa akin di naman mabaho ng mabaho talaga - pero sa protien nanaka Fart naman....
    pero di ko gagawin naman sa tahimik na place tsaka sa private rin lang po ako na fa fart....
  • luchi_bieluchi_bie Posts: 238
    Masama talaga ung combination ng itlog+kamote+tuna.
  • sevenstringsevenstring Posts: 903
    kahapon dito sa office, kumain ako ng tuna+dalawang itlog + chicken pastel... pati yung indiano na nasa room dito sa office, lumabas at nakatakip ang ilong... lol patay malisya lang ako heheheheh
  • boss_jboss_j Posts: 1,243
    ^Hahahahahaha
  • DregPittDregPitt Posts: 987
    hala. napapadalas pa naman ang tuna+itlog meal ko.. :jd:
  • KOKOROKOROKOKOKOROKOROKO Posts: 69
    ALAM KO COUNTER NYAN...

    eat a slice of pineapple every meal

    pineapples are diuretics and makes your digestive system happy
    and makes your POOPOO soft,and stops PROT FARTS
    hahah
  • DalmasVektazDalmasVektaz Posts: 2,155
    bot
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